IT WAS A HOOKER OH MY GOD
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wow look what my teacher wrote on my test lmao haha
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Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
go home cat, you are drunk.
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
16 Fun Food Facts
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“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
Young elephant playing on a beach in Phuket, Thailand by John Lindie
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